Presidential Debate, Part the First

so i decided that i was going to be a good citizen & exercise my freedom to be informed so that i can make educated choices come election day.

i also decided that i was going to be a petty snark.



those who know me know my politics. those who don't soon will. honestly, i'm not looking to get into a policy throw-down. you might as well realize that i hit both sides, maybe one not as much as you'd like, but hey. if that's the case, get your own blog.

here are my favorite moments, comments, & other myriad readings of this evening's debacle debate, via my FB status updates:

O-"buzzword, buzzword, buzzword. love you, sweetie."

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L-"please respond directly to 'trickle-down'."
O-"everything except for the topic trickle-down."

#facepalm

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O-"clinton, clinton, clinton, clinton, clinton, clinton, me."

& lehrer, drop the hammer. for reals.

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M-"i like big bird. i like you."

OH. WOW.

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L-"do you support the voucher system for healthcare?"

M-"dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, dodge, then long answer that also means 'yes.' "

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both men at times, but mostly Mittens-"LET ME TALK BECAUSE I'M INSECURE ABOUT BEING ABLE TO MAKE MY POINT SUCCINCTLY!"

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M-"let's mention--let's--let's--let's mention--"

L-"let's NOT."

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M-"Americans don't want Obamacare."

really? not even those 47%? huh.

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M-"in response to your jab that i have plans, but no details, i do have a plan. with details. however. moving on & avoiding telling you about any of these details, ..."

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somebody PLEASE define "trickle down." i think these two are massively missing each other on the plane of definition.

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seriously. LIVING KEN DOLL.

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to be truthful, i think the Biden/Ryan debate will be far more interesting, & i'm going to go on record now: Biden wins the vicious cage match by feeding Ryan after midnight & revealing him for the inhuman gremlin he is. after all, Biden does have a winning record; he did shoot & stuff a grizzly mama four years ago. in all fairness, she helped point the rifle, but still...